At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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