i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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