I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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