How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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