he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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