Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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