This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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