no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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