Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants