oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question