Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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