He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just want nice things and good sex
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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