just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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