were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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