How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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