I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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