Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
false alarm, still single
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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