she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
