I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
sex in a hospital.. check
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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