She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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