you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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