hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Just invented taco cereal.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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