3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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