just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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