She went from zero to smokin in five shots
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there was a trapeze. enough said
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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