yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
My vagina is very pro this idea
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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