The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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