So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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