How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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