Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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