: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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