Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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