I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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