roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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