lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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