home. puking in laundry basket.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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