He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
