So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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