Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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