We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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