So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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