What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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