ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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