I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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