She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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