Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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