how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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