check it out our google latitudes are spooning
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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