nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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