Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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