I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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