girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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