Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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