Midget sex pt 2 tonight
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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