just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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