I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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